Sam: Car got broken into when I was at the park today
Me: What got stole?
Sam: I had to put it in the garage until I can get the window fixed tomorrow
Sam: They’re shitty thieves
Sam: They tried to take the stereo but failed
Sam: Yeah, but the passenger side window is all busted
Me: See, if you didn’t lock the door, this wouldn’t have happened ;-)
Sam: I FUCKING KNOW
My awkwardness over informal grammar will be damn near the death of us all.