Whoever BK has got doing their ad campaign, they’re arguably better than Jack in the Box.
I went through all the Ugoffliments and will list the best:
You make Ugoff wish he had more eyes so he could see could more of you.
If my eyes were like little mouths, I would eat you like candy.
You are like new Vogue cuisine: tiny portions that leave me wanting more.
If you were a car, Ugoff would be a hitchhiker.
You are part of the FBI: fabulous, beatiful, intoxicating!