Happy Birthday to me. Some of you might ponder, "your birthday was on the 15th." Let's keep that between us, since I'm received all these lovely birthday wishes the day after. Certainly, some people's confusion has been entertaining.
Reports indicate I have lived somewhere between 34% and 29% of my expected lifespan. Everyone else celebrates while I cannot shake the fact I have lived over a quarter of my life. I have another percentage point before I can even "go reputable."