moxiediosa posted a link to the Penguin Warehouse. samfu and I could barely believe it was legitimate. We checked the prices, and the cheapest one is a female Gentoo. Important questions race through our minds and out our mouths!
How big is it? How long will it live? How awesome will it be the evening I’m lugging the arms, he’s lugging the legs, and both of us are counting down as we swing its corpse into the dumpster?