Gnomes.
littleblueduck: "If a troll is someone who fills blogs with bullshit, then what is someone who fills them with genius?"
quadhome: "Uhh, I don't know."
littleblueduck: "What? No nickname?"
quadhome: "I don't think so."
littleblueduck: "They're now gnomes."
The lot of you are gnomes! Or, very short trolls...