Scott Robinson (quadhome) wrote,
Scott Robinson
quadhome

Just another day in the neighborhood

quadhome: I want to train a neural network to tell me if I’m in love. We need to think of easy potential inputs.
Sam: Bust/waist/hip size, Hot or Not score
quadhome: Door scale, # of friends on Facebook.
Sam: College degree, height, weight
quadhome: Favorite music as measured by simila-
Sam: OH MY FUCKING GOD WE’RE NERDS
Sam: Stop. Just fucking stop. I can’t take it anymore.
quadhome: You finally broke?
Sam: No. We should totally do this. The problem is getting enough exemplars.
quadhome: Ha ha! Just keep track for a year. ;-)
Sam: I’m serious. We should do it.
quadhome: Word. Ok.

I think it'll be a few more years before I fall in love again.

But, through the power of sigmoid activation functions and a floating point scale from 0 to 1, we should be able to measure a few crushes.

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